Name: Jesse Gardner
Nickname: Jess, Brokeback, That Macintosh chick, Cupid
Position: Next to that Macintosh chick
Previous clubs: North Hobart
Favourite football memory: Falling in love for the first time.
Describe Matt Howell in 3 words or less: Not in love
Favourite Movie: The Notebook
Biggest influence on career: That Macintosh
Toughest opponent: Macintosh chick
Favourite Two Blues Player: Sicey
Best advice to juniors: Have a few drinks and fall in love
Best advice to past self: Get that Macintosh chicks number
Most embarrassing moment: When I fell in love with that Macintosh chick but she’s into water sports and I’m no good at that.