62 Nic Foster

Name: Nic Foster
Nickname: Fost, The bearded lady, pedo stache
Age/height/weight: 42/179cm/60kgs
Position: In my van
Previous clubs: Facial hair growers and appreciators club. (FHGAC)
Favourite football memory: Growing my first beard
Describe Matt Howell in 3 words or less: No facial Fluff
Favourite Movie: Happy Feet
Biggest influence on career: My beard
Toughest opponent:  Every girl I talk to
Favourite Two Blues Player: Non, they have no beards
Best advice to juniors: Grow a beard
Best advice to past self: never shave
Most embarrassing moment: When I shaved and lost all my stat potential

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