Ashley Kersher-Donkers

Name: Ashley Kersher-Donkers
Nickname: DONKERS, Eyebrows, Slash, the kersh, slash, KD, Durantula
Age/height/weight: 18/160cm/180kgs
Position: Kitchen Hand
Previous clubs: Lower house
Favourite football memory: Shaving my eyebrows
Describe Matt Howell in 3 words or less: Iron jaw
Favourite Movie: Justin Beiber documentary
Biggest influence on career: The tippers
Toughest opponent: Absinthe (Green Fairy)
Favourite Two Blues Player: Trent Clark
Best advice to juniors: Shave your eyebrows and get on the tippers
Best advice to past self: Only shave one eyebrow
Most embarrassing moment: When my eyebrows grew back

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Oliver Riseley

Name: Oliver Riseley
Nickname: Jesus, Anti-Clarence, the holy one, the chosen child
Age/height/weight: 18/270cm/ 103kg
Position: In the back of the wagon
Previous clubs: Good Ol’ Clarence
Favourite football memory: Getting rowdy at my block with the Farne  and burning a particular hat
Describe Matt Howell in 3 words or less: Delicious
Favourite Movie: 101 Dalmations and Gods not dead
Biggest influence on career: The bible
Toughest opponent: Satan
Favourite Two Blues Player: Dylan Zantuck
Best advice to juniors: Grow your hair out
Best advice to past self: Grow my hair out earlier
Most embarrassing moment: When my mother thought I was a girl

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Bailey Wright

Name: Bailey Wright
Nickname: Bails
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Campbell Spong

Name: Campbell Spong
Nickname: Abby, Better Spong, Bingy, Bongy, Abby’s boyfriend
Age/height/weight: Not tall enough to ruck
Position: Under the thumb
Previous clubs: Anything in Salamanca
Favourite football memory: Winning that one tap that time and getting dominated in the ruck weekly
Describe Matt Howell in 3 words or less: Not tall
Favourite Movie: James and the giant peach
Circumference of brother’s head: at least 2 metres
Biggest influence on career: Abby
Toughest opponent: Abby
Favourite Two Blues Player: Abby
Best advice to juniors: Listen to Abby
Best advice to past self: Listen to Abby
Most embarrassing moment: When Abby tells me off

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Michael Blacklow

Name: Michael Blacklow
Nickname: Micki, merky blerk, spanky,
Age/height/weight: 18/186cm/heavy
Position: Under the thumb
Previous clubs: Lindisfarne Mary Jane (spiderman) Appreciation Club (LMJAC)
Favourite football memory:  Getting a kick
Describe Matt Howell in 3 words or less: Very confused guy
Favourite Movie:  Brokeback mountain
Biggest influence on career: My mate just one more thing
Toughest opponent: My Mrs
Favourite Two Blues Player: Jordy watt
Best advice to juniors: Wear a headband
Best advice to past self:  Get a Mrs earlier
Most embarrassing moment:  Getting caught making fairy bread with my mrs

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